Storytime with UNC: Little Miss Mofa

Little Miss Mofa sat on the sofa

Eating her frosted flakes.

Along came a spider who sat down beside her

Which gave Miss Mofa the shakes.

“How come you’re scared?” Said Philip the Spider

(‘cause spiders have names just like us)

“I’m way smaller than you so just chill your buns dude.

There’s really no need for a fuss.”

Mofa stood still and she thought for a moment,

“This spider makes a really good point.

I’m big and I’m brave. Instead of running away

I think I’ll just stick around this joint.”

So Philip and Mofa both sat on the sofa

Giving their frosted flakes a stir.

And that was the day she found courage to stay

And make friends with someone different than her.